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Jay #3
Friday, March 27 | 5:21 AM These are my favourite funny lines from Jay on today's catchup on a past episode...
3 Mar 2009 President Bush is saying that he's leaving Washington with his head held high because it's the best way to spot shoes coming at you.
Osama Bin Laden has released a new tape where he displayed a shortness of breath and experts say it raises questions about his health. See that's how you know that this war is going on too long okay - our enemies start dying of natural causes - they're just dropping DEAD from OLD AGE!
In a landmark scientific breakthrough - this is pretty amazing, researchers at Duke University - I don't understand how this works. We should be asking our expert physicists. They are close to inventing a cloak of invisibility. It can bend light waves and make you invisible. They say it's like being an actress over 40 in Los Angeles. You will NOT BE SEEN! Amazing!
China is builidng a new Disneyland. Over there, Pluto will be both Mickey's dog and an item on the menu. Labels: humour
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