Why do holidays pass so quickly while workdays move at snail-pace? 

Why does it rain on car wash day?

Why does the cute neighbour turn up when I am most underdressed and tongue-tied?

Why is my friend gay and how is she ever going to find real love in this intolerant city?

Why do some people - worse if they are leaders - make promises and break them so carelessly? 

Why do people who disappoint don't realise that they have miss-ed a point?  

Why do dogs live shorter lives than humans when the former are more consistently faithful?

Why does the latest XBox game cost so much?

Why are mosquitoes even allowed to exist?

Why is Slumdog Millionaire rated NC16 when all kids should be given the chance to watch it?

Why did those bastards at Wall Street wreck so much havoc in the financial world?

Why did Man U lose to Liverpool?  How can it even be permitted to take place???

Why do they not sell milkshakes at every MacDonalds outlet here?

Where were you when all the above were taking place?